- A triangle shaped top is the best for big boobs. You're less likely to "fall off" your top (you know what this is) as the triangle holds your boobs from every angle. Much unlike a bra-type top, which depends on the force of gravity to keep them inside the cups. And guess what happens when you loose gravity. It's not me who says, it's Physics!
- Be sure to get wide straps. Get a triangle shaped top, but not one with dainty little strings. They are more likely to hurt and leave marks after lots of hours of wear and offer minimal support. Look for straps that are at least 2cm wide and have strong elastic. And that is for both around your back and neck.
- Sometimes it's not the shape that is to blame, but the material. Look for fabrics that are not too elastic, as they will offer minimal support and shaping. I can't exactly describe what you should look for, but keep this advice in mind. Oh, and try to avoid padding. It takes forever to dry!
- As for the bottom part of your bikini, the rule of thumb is: The bigger your bikini bottom is, the smaller your ass will look. Trust me. And that goes both about bikini shape (no Brazilians for the Mediterraneans) but also about the size. I used to be pissed, having to buy size L bikinis just because the top had to accommodate me, but then I realised that the bottoms actually looked better in that size! Go up one or even two sizes than you'd normally get. Usually, bikinis are so elastic that they won't slip off that easily, when a vicious wave leaves you tumbling on the shore.
- Boy shorts usually only flatter boyish shapes. Personally, they make my hips look huge. Avoid at all costs.
- Bikinis are much more forgiving to the Mediterranean figure than swimsuits. Swimsuits bring all the attention to legs, hips and thighs. And those are not exactly our strongest feature. But our waists are, so we'd better keep the attention there. Leave swimsuits to Scandinavian chicks!
- Buy at least one bikini in a style different than your usual. Even if you swear by your halterneck, try to find a bandeau/strapless that will suit you. I stick by this advice beacause I simply hate tan marks and I try to avoid them at all costs. By alternating my bikinis, at least I manage to avoid specific lines.
- Try mixing them! I do wear my bikinis as sets, but I also mix and match them whenever I feel bored or want to try something different. I am also buy seperates in ridiculous prices during sales, like cute bottoms from Oysho or a triangle bikini top from Benetton, to act as pairs of something entirely different from my collection.
- Shops that carry bikinis that will fit 75C or bigger are Marks & Spencer (my best recommendation), Calzedonia (if you buy size 3 or 4), Accessorize and sometimes Benetton, always in size large. Stay away from Oysho for tops, its cup sizes are a joke. Oh, and if you have the strength to avoid annoying salesgirls, try Hondos as well. Although you won't find me in there often, they stock brands that carry all cup sizes.
- Keep in mind that these are just guidelines. Everyone's body is different, not to mention taste in clothes, and there will always be exceptions to the rules. Like this Undercolors of Benetton star-printed bikini, for example. It's cut is very similar to a boy short and it probably isn't the best option for my body type, but I love it anyway!
If you are still bikini-hungry, check out my previous bikini-related posts on this blog, like last year's bikini search that ended triumphantly in Marks & Spencer, instructions on how to sew your own bikini, and also my bikini post on ermoumag. And if you're still not content, I really don't have anything else I can think of... Except maybe show you my brand new bikini for this summer!
Stripped bandeau bikini, BENETTON, €39,90
Sorry if I bored you with all that "advice" and have fun choosing your new bikinis!